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Liberocky: Rocky Rhino here, were glad you could join us. I'm beginning to feel a presence.... I feel the spirit of Liberace entering me from on high. A magical light as if from thousands of rhinstones is dazzling me.
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Liberocky: Hello? Its me, Liberace ! Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen! Its wonderful to see you all again.... Its been a long time since I had a chance to speak with you, my darling fans. And I can feel your simpathetic vibrations. I'm happy to answer any of your question and tell you everything you want to know.
guest507 asks: What do you do for fun up there?
Liberocky: I have sooo many friends, my brother George, Judy Garland, Marilyn..... And I finally have all the time in the world..
Rizzo asks: What's it like being dead?
Liberocky: It started off badly.... But over the last decade it has actually turned out rather well for me. Heaven is even more fabulous than I imagined. Though I prefer the curtains at the Flamingo in Las Vegas.
guest507 asks: Are they ever going to release a box set of your work?
Liberocky: Funny you should ask... Those gleefull spirits at Rhino have just released a glittery, 3 volume video collection. It is called "Mr. Showmanship" Himself Its fabulous And on top.... And on top, there's Meee!
guest507 asks: Whats the mascot for your baseball team?
Liberocky: Sports are too sweaty.
Tamomie asks: do you ever see Elvis??
Liberocky: Yes, all of the time, and he's lost a lot of weight. What a hunk of burnin' love..
SouthPkKenny asks: Hey Lee, what's Elvis up to these days?
Liberocky: It's been ages since we were able to jam together. Everyone wants him to sing with them. He's been playing a lot with Carl Perkins recently. But if I know my Elvis -- and I think I do -- we'll do something together soon. He loves opera, you know. Remember that "Now Or Never"? Caruso and I are working up "The Barber Of Seville" and we hope we can get him to sing the part of The Barber.
Fri Oct 30 17:05:49 1998 guest507 asks: What do you have to eat up there?
Liberocky: I don't know what they call it, but its allway dietitic. And Very sweet. Sort of like angel food cake with wings.
guest507 asks: Does your voice improve when you go to heaven or have you always been perfect
My fans seem to enjoy it up here as much as they did at the Sands. When you come visit, you make the call.
Spooky Pen asks: Do you like penguins?
Liberocky: I certainly like the way they dress. Very restrained. Dapper for their size
SouthPkKenny asks: What do you think of the "new" Las Vegas?
Liberocky: Even I think it's a little much. You're on the Strip, turn a corner and you're in New York; turn another corner and you're in Egypt. And that Bellagio! I materialized in their art gallery last week and there were Picassos and Van Goghs up for sale. I know Pablo and Vincent and they were both a little P.O.'d over it. They've certainly put a lot of moolah into it, though. But give me good old neon and sequins any day!
Scary Fairy asks: am i going to hell?
Liberocky: Not this evening.
guest367 asks: Whos the favorite performer you ever worked with?
Liberocky: Well, there have been so many fabulous performers over my long and storied career... Debbie Reynolds, Lola Falana, Sandy Duncan (all of whom are on the new home videos)... but lately Ive been working with Judy Garland, and let me tell you she is just a dreamboat with a capital D!
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Metal asks: do u like heavy metal??
Liberocky: Platinum is very nice, as is gold. Lead is good for the base of my candleabras.
Prime asks: pardon me do you have any gray pupon?
Liberocky: But of course. I'm in heaven.
Spooky Pen asks: Have you ever heard the son "Strangers in the Night", by Frank Sinatra?
Liberocky: Frank's in the other room singing it right now.
SouthPkKenny asks: Did you ever catch flack from any of those animal rights people over your fur collection?
Liberocky: Maybe, I don't really recall. I've always tried to focus on the bright side of life and leave the nay-sayers to themselves. In the afterlife I've crossed paths with several minks who gave their stoles to me and they seem to be fine with it. The chinchillas are still a little upset, though.
Crys2134 asks: So how old would old would you be now-a-days, eh?
Liberocky: If I were still on earth, I'd be a fabulous 79. but up here, I'm always 38. and people say I look 34 I guess its the company you keep...
Spooky Pen asks: Do you get cable?
Liberocky: We're so UltraHigh, all the ultra high frequencies come in on their own without any electronic assistance.
guest361 asks: How do we know its really you?
Liberocky: Have you ever seen anyone like this before, looking so fabulous? When I was alive, I thought I had the most amazing wardrobe, but Edith Head and Nudie have been working in collaboration to produce...this! Isnt this positively stunning? 78,000 sequins and over 2700 carats of rhinestones.
guest361 asks: Yes, but anyone could have an outfit like that, and besides, we cant see you. Its only typing on the screen. Anything else you can do to assure us its you?
Liberocky: Well, its not like we have drivers licenses here! How about a little...Chopin?
guest361 asks: Uh. Maybe not. Where are you exactly?
Liberocky: I dont really know. Its sort of like Vegas, so it must be Heaven! Its so elegant! Long-stemmed roses, champagne, Mother, George, all my lovely dogs, Elvis, Marilyn, and no rap music at all!
Scary Fairy asks: will i go to hell tomarrow?
Liberocky: you're heading in that direction, Sir. I beleive that everyone is capable of attaining their goals
Metal asks: is my daddy up there?
Liberocky: There are sooo many men..... Does he have a tatoo?
MonsterBatDog asks: Liberocky do you still wear you wigs in heaven??
Liberocky: My dear..... We ALL wear wigs in heaven. Except Yul Brynner
Spooky Pen asks: Can you read people's thoughts?
Liberocky: I can read your's now, and you should be ashamed.
Grim Reaper asks: Liberocky On who's authority are you visiting the corporeal world, dead boy?
Liberocky: I have a three day pass, but its none of you beeswax. Why so glum? Add some color and Flash to your wardrobe. you might no be so grim......
Liberocky grins evilly
guest507 asks: Where can I buy your box set?
Liberocky: At better retailers all accross the world... just look for the big sparkly box... lift the lid and watch me dance Just ask for "Mr. Showmanship" Himself!
SouthPkKenny asks: What surprised you most about Heaven? That is where you are, right?
Liberocky: Of course I made it upstairs, child! They'll only let one piano player into Hell, and that seat is saved for Jerry Lee. Well, there are so many surprises in Heaven I don't know quite where to start. For one thing, the Pearly Gates aren't real pearl. They're brass. But they're so bright and shiny a lot of people mistake them for pearl. When people "go towards the light," that's where it's all coming from.
Spooky Pen asks: Are you on cloud 9?
Liberocky: I was when I first got here. But now I'm on Cloud 43. Much better view from up in the double digits.
Metal asks: could you get me free tickets to a megadeth concert?
Liberocky: Could..... but won't.
Crys2134 asks: So you guys just fly around up there instead of driving?
Liberocky: I personally prefer to glide.
Sunnyday asks: how'd u die
Liberocky: much too early
Grim Reaper asks: Liberocky Did you die fulfilled?
Liberocky: I led a rich and fabulous life. As chronicled in the new video box set from my wonderful friends at Rhino They call it "Mr. Showmanship" Himself!
guest507 asks: what would yo be doing if you were alive today?
Liberocky: I'd be clawing at the lid at the lid of my casket, trying to get free.
guest507 asks: Do you celebrate Halloween there?
Liberocky: I dress up every day. They celebrate Halloween in that other place.... Milwaukee
Crys2134 asks: Who do you think your favorite musician(s) would be if you were living today?
Liberocky: I think it would be Michael Fienstin, Bobby Short,and Marylin Manson What? What is it George? Mother's calling us for dinner? Well, I guess its time to go now. I've had a wonderfull evening Thank you all for coming. And if you feel the need to reach out to me again. Just buy "Mr. Showmanship" Himself. By Rhino Home Video. www.rhino.com Good night everybody! Don't forget to write. O.K. George, I'm on my way.........
admin: Thanks for joining us tonight Liberocky and.. um.. George! Also thanks to all of you for participating tonight! Remember, the WB Chat Complex is open 24/7 - keep on logging on!
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